Sunday, June 19, 2005

TALE OF A FOUL BALL IN AUSTIN

Two weeks ago tonight, I made the pilgrimage to the "mecca" of college
baseball. I had made some friends with the Texas fans who came up to
the SWC tourney in Fayetteville. That was the Saturday night that had
me emerging from the bathroom dressed in a burnt orange sweatsuit as
it became clear that UT and A&M would be vying for the championship on
Sunday. The meeting with some of those same fans in Omaha later
cemented my belief that there are good Longhorn fans out there.
Experiences the last several years, and now my first - hopefully only
- trip to Austin indicate that those folks are long gone.

Following the instructions of the ever-so-knowing
almost-annual-regional-host Texas staff, I bought tickets as close as
possible to the Razorback dugout "with the other Arkansas fans". As
you may have guessed, that put us with a bird's eye view of the inside
of the Hog players - high above the opposite side of the sauna. As
has been my dutiful habit since way back in the old George Cole Field
days, I brought my glove. Being on the first base side, I would put
it on for a right-handed batter.

And then it happened: line drive, straight at me. Only the Texan to
my right even stood up to make an attempt, but I could not be moved.
*WHACK!* Right in the center of the pocket. Then, just as quickly,
bouncing off the palm and down 3 rows. Harmlessly away from me.
Harmless, of couse, to every one BUT ME - since it was AWAY FROM ME!!!
It was as if the Longhorn crowd had been watching and been on me the
same as the fans in beautiful Baum Stadium. I threw the glove to the
ground in disgust and stomped on it, to the delight of all. Longhorn
fan behind me was thankful for me "saving his life"...

Then immediately I get 2 cel phone calls from back in NWA. It seems
Chuck Barrett reported the incident on the air. Thanx, Chuck - oh,
and thanx for repeating it on Monday, too. At once a great moment,
and yet a horrific one as well.

In my defense:
* I had only worn my new glasses to 3 other ballgames, and depth
perception has been difficult.
* I was in a strange stadium.
* I was too high in the stands.
* I was on the wrong side of the field. Clearly "Having to play out
of position" has never applied more!
* This was the first foul ball hit to me after losing the ring finger
on my glove hand. I did not realize just how much that would affect
my ability to close on the ball.
* It was very hot.
* And very humid.
* And in a different state. A 'hole other country', or so I hear.
* Didn't cookout before the game.
* I was tired.
* And depressed. No matter how hard the guys tried - and we were
scoring runs - the Horns just scored more. (It was fun watching them
murmur and squirm each time we would rally. I guess the spanking we
gave them the previous night had them kinda gun-shy)
* I usually have to fight those around me for the catch. This was
like an uncontested layup with defenders all around, yet no contact.
* I usually have to account for wind. Believe me, there wasn't even a
HINT of breeze at the "mecca". Lot of hot air....

To sum up, it would have simply been a miracle had I made the catch.
But oh how sweet it would have been had I been able to finish it off.

Very much like the past season, I suppose.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

GROUSING

Repeating a comment made on the last day of the regular season :"You
may tie for the division championship and get a #1 seed, but tomorrow
when you wake up you will STILL BE OLE MISS!!!"

Rebel words to live by. One of the most - if not THE most - talented
baseball teams ever in the SEC can't win one of 2 as a host.

Down 2 with the bases loaded on Sunday, Longhorn throws the ball at
your hip... AND YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?!!! Good thing you didn't
take that free run - if you were on base you couldn't have hit into
that GAMEFREAKINGENDING DOUBLE PLAY!!!

Rebel!

Don't ever talk to me in reverent tones about "Ole Miss Baseball"
again. When you compare some of the choking times we had at the plate
with 'ducks on the pond' this season with this 2 game collapse by the
Hotty-Totties, we actually look "clutch"...

And don't take that kind of tone about "Texas Baseball" either. I've
been to the "mecca" now. How ironic that any school could refer to
the opponents as 'hillbillies' or 'trash' while looking at Ryder
trucks with pallets holding drunkards on top who won't/can't sit in
the stands. Don't tell me about the great Longhorn fans when your G A
seats are more empty for games to decide a regional championship than
ours are for mid-week against Northern Colorado.

Texas gets to Omaha, but "elite" is passing them by.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

GOTTA BEAT US TWICE, NOW!!!

A memo to Austin Regional Fans:

Welcome to what once may have been one of the meccas of college
baseball. It sure isn't anymore. The University of Texas lords have
never seen fit to actually build a state-of-the-art stadium to replace
this state-of-disrepair excuse of a facility. It really is a shame.
Cliff Gustafson coached here. Roger Clemens pitched here. Spike Owen
picked grounders here. Nolan Ryan threw here in an exhibition. John
Elway threw a dart at home plate from against the right-field wall
here.

But this facility would be at best the 4th worst facility in the
so-called "overseeded and overhyped" Southeastern Conference. At
Disch-Falk Mausoleum the ghosts elbow out the pigeons for living
quarters, but it appears ghosts are most of what's left here. It
certainly appeared there wasn't a ghost of a chance for Texas last
night against that "overseeded and overhyped" SEC team from Arkansas.

Kirk Bohls from the Austin American Statesman seemed it quite a sure
bet the Longhorns and RedHawks would be playing on Sunday. Hope you
put money on that, and that "Miami has pitching, too. Lots of it. And
this is a pitchers' park." If Texas gets a lead Sunday, "don't forget
to take some snapshots."

College baseball is passing these ghosts by. And intelligent Longhorn
fans might actually know it. Baum Stadium at Fayetteville has been
built and remodeled twice - with another upgrade on the way - since
anything substantial has been done to Disch-Falk. And it appears
their team needs some upgrading, too. Razorback fans watched the home
team get beat in the Saturday winner's bracket game, only to win 3
straight and take the regional. But the 9-2 rump-thumping the Hogs
laid on Texas may add to the questions about this Horn team. They
finished the regular season 9-5 against less-than-stellar (read Big
8/12/SWC) competition, and were never in the game against
complete-game-pitcher Nick Schmidt. And the Horns used 3 of their
best pitchers in the loss...

Of course, they don't need a trophy to know they are second rate!